Things people always say

Submitted by Dr_Qlevinch_Bar... on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 07:53
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  • "I'm a meat and potatoes kind of guy"
  • "Giraffes are proof that God has a sense of humor"
  • "Do you have a cigarette? (receives cigarette)Do you have a lighter? (uses your lighter)You wanna smoke it for me too? HAHAHAAA!"
  • "I don't know if I believe that God is this, you know, man in the clouds- but I do think there's something out there"
  • "I resemble that remark!"
  • (someone excuses themselves to use the restrooom) "Don't fall in!"
  • "Uh, No. I don't watch TV". Ok, we get it, you're so counter- culture.
  • "I listen to everything but rap and country"
  • "I like a girl with some meat on her bones!"
  • "[any and every bar] has good wings!"
  • (someone is asked if they want another refill in a restaurant) "Oh, no, thank you. I'll be floating out of here" (you either know this one or you don't- When I was a waiter, I heard it almost 500 times). For the record, what in the hell does this even mean?!
  • (someone finds out I'm vegan) "Well then what DO you eat?!" Nothing, buddy. There's literally nothing I can eat.