Rock Stars I Think Winona Ryder Should Start Dating

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  • 10. that chick from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. that chick is really wild, she'd totally date a chick.
  • 9. Jon Bon Jovi. winona needs to win back all these people who think she is just some rich bitch by dating a man of the people, mainly jon bon, or possibly anyone from REO Speedwagon
  • 8. Steven Tyler. see above
  • 7. Ginger Spice. see above
  • 6. Tatu. tatu are these 2 little sexy russian teenage girls who wear schoolgirl outfits and kinda look like a young winona, or atleast one of them does. winona should make eevryone forget her shame by going super-lez, the way drew did when tom green divorced her
  • 5. eminem. this is just obvious.
  • 4. the guy from Spoon. he totally doesnt look like hes seeing enough action these days.
  • 3. celine dion
  • 2. harry connick jr.
  • 1. harry connick

Um Debbie, why did you put Celine Dion?

Debbiehitler, you are my dictator of choice!

Love the list...

Shalom, y'all!

L. Bangs