Reasons Why More People Should Wear Coonskin Caps
Submitted by debbiehitler on Tue, 11/05/2002 - 13:45
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- 10. So you will look better than all the other girls at the Hunters Ball.
- 9. To lure coon-hunting enthusiasts and their hunting hounds to your bed room
- 8. So you dont have to wash your hair so often
- 7. Gabriel Byrne, imagine how totally col it'd be if Gabriel Byrne wore a coon skin hat. Like all the time, even when he was naked in a sexy part of a movie. maybe then we wouldnt have terrorism.
- 6. I heard Winona Ryder shoplifted a coonskin cap from Saks or whatever.
- 5. To punish/ keep raccoons away from your garbage
- 4. To match your coonskin thong and push-up bra
- 3. Raccoon is a high-grade source of vitamin B12, and it'd just eb wasteful to not turnt he skin into something tasetful, like a cap
- 2. It creates an impenetrable force field none can break
- 3. Harry Potter, Harry Potter, Harry Potter
- 4. Maybe if stupid Prince Charles wore a coonskin cap every now and then, hed loosen up and have soem fun, and England wouldn't be such a dumb, boring country that everybody hates
- 5. Ditto for Liza Minelli and the U.S.
- 6. It provides balance, and head-ular protection
- 7. If you could get Target to start carrying coonskin caps, just imagine...
- 8. Can eat a bowl of Frankenberry w. milk in a coonskin ca and not get soggy or ruined
- 9. Compliments your eyes
- 10. Cost-effective alternative to toupees
I don't think I remember a coonskin cap in "Harry Potter." Was that in the book...