Avril Lavigne's Worst Qualities
Submitted by debbiehitler on Thu, 11/14/2002 - 13:00
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- 1. her mall-destructing antics. People work at that mall, Avril! Your mommy isn't there to clean up after you!
- 2. that part in her first video when she pretends to go poo in a display toilet. That is just gross, Avril. Didn't your mommy teach you anything at all?
- 3. Real Name: April Levin, from Ronconcma, LI, NY
- 4. She hit my mom
- 5. She kicked my mom
- 6. She shot my mom
- 7. she's always making such mean, weird, angry faces. Settle down, Avril! Your mommy's at craft services, she's bringing you a sandwich, just hold on! Don't be a brat!
- 8. that tie
- 9. ever since she got famous, they took all her underage porn off the market, just like with Traci Lords
- 10. her tendency to blow various Wahlbergs is bad for business, her popularity, and health. Who knows what diseases they have, Avril! One did it to Madonna, and the other one also did it to Madonna! Didn't your Canadian mommy teach you anything??????
#1-Breathing