The '09 Movie Hierarchy

  1. A
  2. Up (2)
  3. Inglourious Basterds (2)

  4. A-
  5. The Hurt Locker
  6. Mock Up on Mu
  7. Antichrist
  8. Duplicity
  9. Crank: High Voltage
  10. Julia
  11. Afterschool
  12. Ponyo

  13. B+
  14. District 9
  15. Coraline
  16. In the Loop
  17. Everyone Else
  18. Drag Me to Hell
  19. Anvil! The Story of Anvil
  20. In Comparison
  21. Star Trek
  22. Fados

  23. B
  24. The Informant!
  25. Hunger
  26. I Can See You
  27. Cargo 200
  28. Tyson
  29. Scrap Metal
  30. The International
  31. Pontypool
  32. Next Day Air
  33. I Sell the Dead
  34. Fighting
  35. The Window
  36. Watchmen
  37. Observe and Report
  38. Dead Snow

  39. B-
  40. Orphan
  41. Taken
  42. Hadewijch
  43. Funny People
  44. American Swing

  45. C+
  46. The Last House on the Left
  47. The Hangover
  48. Brüno
  49. Grace
  50. Tokyo!
  51. Goodbye Solo
  52. Paranormal Activity
  53. 12 Rounds
  54. Big Man Japan
  55. The Limits of Control
  56. I Love You, Man
  57. Race to Witch Mountain

  58. C
  59. Extract
  60. Gomorrah
  61. Oral Fixation
  62. The Escapist
  63. Halloween II
  64. Adventureland
  65. My Bloody Valentine 3-D
  66. The Uninvited
  67. Alien Trespass
  68. The Windmill Movie

  69. C-
  70. A Serious Man
  71. Whatever Works
  72. The Unborn
  73. Shuttle
  74. I'm Gonna Explode
  75. Push
  76. Knowing

  77. D+
  78. Donkey Punch
  79. Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
  80. Independencia

  81. D
  82. Terminator Salvation
  83. X-Men Origins: Wolverine
  84. Friday the 13th
  85. The Skeptic

  86. D-
  87. The Lodger

  88. F
  89. Pandorum
  90. Blood: The Last Vampire
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Knowledge that Knowing features a flaming moose on fire fully engulfed in flames has me sadly curious.

Oh, trust me. You really don't want to go there. You're better off staying home and watching "The 700 Club."