Alternate Names for Me, Suggested by My Mother
Submitted by cmonster on Fri, 02/06/2004 - 11:34
Tags:
- Esmerelda
- Japonica
- Griselda
- Ermintrude
- Zebedee
- Florence
Author Comments:
I have sporadic, email-only contact with my mother, who lives in Swaziland. Recently I wrote to her to announce I am changing my name. These are her suggestions for the replacement.
Umm ... ehhh ... what? Furthermore, why?
You're heeeeeeeeere! Yaaaaaay!
No seriously. Told my mother I was changing my name, and these were her honest-to-goodness suggestions. She thought I might want something "more exotic". Yeeeeeeeah. Put that in your little notebook titled, "Things Not to Do To Mah Behbeh".
Zebedee DooDah or Zebedee Yay? ~; ) ....sorry mom.
I swear I'm convinced it's Zebedee as in 60s acidtrip kids tv show "Magic Roundabout". Hence the Ermintrude.