Things in and on My Desk
Submitted by CitizenB on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 09:28
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- "William” a blue ceramic Egyptian hippo - a gift from the MET,
- Stone frog figurine in the lotus position (ohm),
- Sleeping black cat chopstick holder,
- Blue sea glass,
- Orange “Elvis” koziol tape dispenser,
- Persian mouse rug – well worn,
- Kiehl’s deluxe hand lotion “grapefruit”,
- Company-issued hand sanitizer,
- Modern desk clock from Target,
- Sushi plate to hold post-its and assorted pens,
- Environmental Art wall calendar to record birthdays,
- Generic company issued desk calendar used to record telephone messages and deadlines,
- Listography calendar to record daily lists and doodles,
- Lopsided clay paper clip holder handcrafted by my son in 5th grade,
- Decorative ceramic tile from Oaxaca used as a coaster for an occasional Big Gulp,
- Important reference books including Black’s Law Dictionary, Office Yoga, and Girls Rule!,
- 5 X 7 photo of the ultimate in cuteness: my 4 year old niece in denim dress and pink cowboy boots,
- First aid kit (I get paper cuts and bleed often),
- Advil,
- My favorite gum eraser with the quote “O hateful error” - Julius Caesar,
- “Burnout” cartoon depicting a wolf staring (not howling) at the moon with the caption “Moon, Shmoon,”
- Cock-a-Doodle-Doo juice glass filled with colored pencils,
- Small library card catalog cabinet full of outdated business cards,
- Cough drops to enable phone voice,
- Stash of napkins collected from the bagel shop,
- Name plate (so I can be located and identified),
- World's oldest, heaviest stapler,
- Tiny umbrella,
- Emergency crackers,
- 87 cents.
What's on your desk?