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Favorite Comedies
Submitted by haloconn on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 13:29- 40 Year Old Virgin
- Airplane!
- American Pie
- Anchorman
- Bad Santa
- Borat
- Clerks
- Dumb and Dumber
- Juno
- Kingpin
- Little Miss Sunshine
- My Cousin Vinny
- Naked Gun
- Office Space
- Old School
- Pineapple Express
- Planes, Traines and Automobiles
- Raising Arizona
- School of Rock
- Shaun of the Dead
- Spaceballs
- Superbad
- Team America: World Police
- The Hangover
- The Naked Gun
- The Princess Bride
- There's Something About Mary
- Tropic Thunder
- Wedding Crashers
- Zoolander
Omegle Chats
Submitted by callanyvegetable on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 17:22Tags:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey asl
You: my name is not asl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: howdy
Stranger: asl?
You: 100 x antarctica
Stranger: awesome
You: yeah the cold keeps me living longer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
Stranger asl
You: age in dog years or human?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi horny guy here
You: horny toad here
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
The Five Funniest Things I've Ever Written (In no particular order)
Submitted by jeantags on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 13:47- Mysteries Abound - http://jtdelivers.blogspot.com/2009/10/mysteries-abound.html
- Sexnology - http://jtdelivers.blogspot.com/2009/06/sexnology.html
- Guys Guide To Checking Out Women - http://jtdelivers.blogspot.com/2009/06/guys-guide-to-checking-out-women....
- Local Woman Blinded By Cereal Crumbs - http://jtdelivers.blogspot.com/2009/07/local-woman-blinded-by-cereal-bar...
- I Don't Need No Stinkin' iPhone - http://jtdelivers.blogspot.com/2009/06/i-dont-need-no-stinkin-iphone.html
snippets of funny/interesting conversations I've heard while passing by people
Submitted by daphnisetchloe on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 19:32Tags:
- "I don't care what they try to tell you. Tests...FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!"
- "The Torah feels heavier than it used to."
- "What do we do to cows? Lock them up, slaughter them, eat them. What does India do with cows? They friggin WORSHIP them!!! We don't even worship our DOGS!!!!!!"
funny things to do to your cab driver
Submitted by luvissweet18 on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 17:38- bring your own purple fuzzy dice & insist that they go above the rearview mirror
- try to put your legs behind your head the entire time.
- sit in the front seat and push all off the radio buttons
- refer to the driver as mother/father/mommy/daddy/mom/dad
- get them to sign permission slips
- tell them to come to your back to school night
- when they come to pick you up, dramatically run to them and proclaim "MOM" (or dad)
- tell them your life story
- use their cab as a changing room,
- talk about your rashes
- pay in European coins
- speak in a different language
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