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The Five Funniest Things I've Ever Written (In no particular order)
Submitted by jeantags on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 13:47- Mysteries Abound - http://jtdelivers.blogspot.com/2009/10/mysteries-abound.html
- Sexnology - http://jtdelivers.blogspot.com/2009/06/sexnology.html
- Guys Guide To Checking Out Women - http://jtdelivers.blogspot.com/2009/06/guys-guide-to-checking-out-women....
- Local Woman Blinded By Cereal Crumbs - http://jtdelivers.blogspot.com/2009/07/local-woman-blinded-by-cereal-bar...
- I Don't Need No Stinkin' iPhone - http://jtdelivers.blogspot.com/2009/06/i-dont-need-no-stinkin-iphone.html
snippets of funny/interesting conversations I've heard while passing by people
Submitted by daphnisetchloe on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 19:32Tags:
- "I don't care what they try to tell you. Tests...FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!"
- "The Torah feels heavier than it used to."
- "What do we do to cows? Lock them up, slaughter them, eat them. What does India do with cows? They friggin WORSHIP them!!! We don't even worship our DOGS!!!!!!"
funny things to do to your cab driver
Submitted by luvissweet18 on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 17:38- bring your own purple fuzzy dice & insist that they go above the rearview mirror
- try to put your legs behind your head the entire time.
- sit in the front seat and push all off the radio buttons
- refer to the driver as mother/father/mommy/daddy/mom/dad
- get them to sign permission slips
- tell them to come to your back to school night
- when they come to pick you up, dramatically run to them and proclaim "MOM" (or dad)
- tell them your life story
- use their cab as a changing room,
- talk about your rashes
- pay in European coins
- speak in a different language
