2006 Films - Ranked

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  1. A+
  2. Children of Men
  3. United 93
  4. Babel
  5. Inland Empire
  6. The Departed
  7. An Inconvenient Truth
  8. Cars
  9. A
  10. Little Children
  11. Deliver Us from Evil
  12. Letters from Iwo Jima
  13. Half Nelson
  14. The Queen
  15. The Prestige
  16. Clerks II
  17. A-
  18. Stranger Than Fiction
  19. Marie Antoinette
  20. Das Leben der Anderen
  21. Shut Up & Sing
  22. Notes on a Scandal
  23. The U.S. vs. John Lennon
  24. Jesus Camp
  25. Rescue Dawn
  26. A Prairie Home Companion
  27. Find Me Guilty
  28. Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
  29. Fast Food Nation
  30. Gwoemul
  31. Slither
  32. This Film Is Not Yet Rated
  33. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
  34. Flags of Our Fathers
  35. A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints
  36. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
  37. Indigènes
  38. B+
  39. Once
  40. Come Early Morning
  41. Rocky Balboa
  42. The Illusionist
  43. Saibogujiman kwenchana
  44. Monster House
  45. Inside Man
  46. The Hoax
  47. Wordplay
  48. World Trade Center
  49. Apocalypto
  50. An Evening with Kevin Smith 2: Evening Harder
  51. Over the Hedge
  52. Ultimate Avengers II
  53. B
  54. For Your Consideration
  55. El Laberinto del fauno
  56. Away from Her
  57. Venus
  58. Hollywoodland
  59. SherryBaby
  60. Who Killed the Electric Car?
  61. Candy
  62. Death of a President
  63. Man of the Year
  64. Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
  65. Sharkwater
  66. Curious George
  67. Ultimate Avengers
  68. B-
  69. Scoop
  70. The Fountain
  71. The Last King of Scotland
  72. Confetti
  73. Volver
  74. Zwartboek
  75. The Good German
  76. Right at Your Door
  77. Miss Potter
  78. The Pursuit of Happyness
  79. The Holiday
  80. Snakes on a Plane
  81. Ice Age: The Meltdown
  82. Flushed Away
  83. C+
  84. La Science des rêves
  85. Wristcutters: A Love Story
  86. Paris, je t'aime
  87. Friends with Money
  88. 16 Blocks
  89. Blood Diamond
  90. Bug
  91. Catch and Release
  92. The Good Shepherd
  93. The History Boys
  94. The Road to Guantanamo
  95. Superman Returns
  96. Little Miss Sunshine
  97. C
  98. Mission: Impossible III
  99. A Scanner Darkly
  100. As You Like It
  101. Sang sattwat
  102. X-Men: The Last Stand
  103. Lucky Number Slevin
  104. Happy Feet
  105. The Lake House
  106. Night at the Museum
  107. Invincible
  108. C-
  109. The Painted Veil
  110. Jindabyne
  111. The Devil Wears Prada
  112. Casino Royale
  113. American Dreamz
  114. Paprika
  115. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
  116. Fido
  117. The Break-Up
  118. Sweeney Todd
  119. The Black Dahlia
  120. All the King's Men
  121. Lady in the Water
  122. Dreamgirls
  123. 300
  124. Hoot
  125. Final Destination 3
  126. Let's Go to Prison
  127. D+
  128. Black Snake Moan
  129. Bella
  130. The Da Vinci Code
  131. Idlewild
  132. Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties
  133. High School Musical
  134. D
  135. The Night Listener
  136. Man cheng jin dai huang jin jia
  137. Miami Vice
  138. Southland Tales
  139. Firewall
  140. Poseidon
  141. Akumu Tantei
  142. Mammoth
  143. D-
  144. Click
  145. F
  146. Idiocracy
  147. Underworld: Evolution
  148. How to Eat Fried Worms
  149. Date Movie
  150. Little Man
  151. The Ultimate Gift

It's impressive that you're willing to give out the entire range of grades - a lot of people stick almost entirely within the Bs and Cs.

I'm still enjoying reading the reviews too!

Hey, thanks, man!

Been a while since I've heard from you. I was wondering if you had fallen off the face of the planet. :-)

Ha, nope. I guess I have been a bit lax, not replying to that last e-mail of yours. Anyhoo, how's your summer going? Been anywhere interesting? Any new DVDs or CDs?

Summer's been going pretty well.

I finished my screenplay! Drop me a line so I can snatch your e-mail address and I'll send it to you.

Yeah, I've bought a boatload of CDs and DVDs considering my plans to go to the San Diego Comic-Con fell through and I've been using up all the money I had planned on spending there.

How about you?

I sent you an e-mail - check your inbox. :-)

Yep, summer's going well here too. Haven't done anything very productive, but it is summer, after all!

Wow, someone else who loved Cars

Yeah, it was great!

Huge Pixar fanboy here...well, with the exception of A Bug's Life. That one's always rubbed me the wrong way.

I remember liking "A Bug's Life"

But I was only 10 when that came out, so that might have something to do with it

Well, almost everyone else seems to like it too.

I'd like to give it another go some day.

Yes, you should if you're a Pixar fan

It seems to be on the Disney Channel occasionally, so if it's on there, I'll definitely give it another go-round.

Mate, ok well i agree that bugs life was bad, but i have to say, Cars also didn't appeal to me. in facti think i gave it an F grade. my main reasoning is, unlike other pixar movies i felt it was missing the human touch. It was about cars that could talk and lived in their own world without humans, and i couldn't connect with it, and care for the characters as much as could say, Woody from toy story or Nemo that had to deal with problems stemming from living in our world with humans. at end of cars i really wanted the camera to pan out to reveal a kid playing with a toy car set , but didn't happen :( basically i couldn't buy into it lol

Haha, don't worry, you're not alone. Cars seems to be the Pixar flick that has gotten the least esctatic notices. I admit that it's one of Pixar's lesser flicks, but to me a lesser Pixar flick is like a lesser Beatles album; it still rocks my socks. Then again, I am a pretty huge fanboy.

In fact, I'm going to be watching A Bug's Life again soon in hopes of re-evaluating it...

In any case, you should be relieved to hear that Ratatouille is all about the relationship between a man and a rat. ;-)

...But not icky like I made it sound.

yes, thats a good analogy with beatles albums, but still my hate for cars...i can't say it was a lesser beatles album :) i just can't do it !!

haha for a second i thought pixar might have gone REALLY REALLY dark with Ratatouille :)

well i'm hyped ofr it now

Looking through your scores, I seem to be either in total agreement or complete disagreement with you. It's great to see someone else who loved Babel; I could never find anyone else online who thought the film was even worth pissing on. Ditto Flags of Our Fathers and Marie Antoniette. But I might give An Inconvenient Truth a "D" on a good day. And I may be the only person I know who really enjoyed Underworld: Evolution.

Have you seen Borat more than one? My second viewing seriously reduced my original glowing score. With no surprises ahead, the film takes a massive hit. And I still need to see Inland Empire.

I've seen Borat about four times, actually, and I never thought it lost its funny.

I of course thought Inland Empire was absolutely brilliant, but I know some of my friends who usually are like-minded didn't see what I was fussing about, so watch with caution. ;-)

And, yeah, Babel...why the hell does that movie get so much flak on the Interwebs?

Perhaps my cooling to Borat was based on my love of the TV series. Reviewing a few episodes of Da Ali G Show, I realized that most of the Borat skits there were funnier than the ones in the film. I still think it's an excellent movie, but not the masterpiece I first did.

I love Blue Velvet, but it's the only Lynch flick I've seen. I know it's a lame thing to do, but I often tend to balk at movies with 3 hour running times, because if you don't like it, you're in for a long 3 hours.

I never understood why Babel got the somewhat hostile reception it did from the web. I was totally dazzled by it, and left the theater certain that I'd go online and just about everyone would be gushing. Instead, pretty much every blog I read was lukewarm to it at best. For a moment I felt a little vindicated when Roger Ebert put it in as one of his Great Movies, but before that he did Pan's Labyrinth, which I hated, and he also gives 4 stars to pretty much everything these days. Oh well.

I agree, Da Ali G Show is definitely better than Borat. That show is insanely hilarious; at least the U.S. version on HBO is, I've never had the fortune of seeing the UK version.

I too occasionally balk at long running times, but Inland Empire is one of those movies where I didn't feel the enormity of those three hours at all.

I love Ebert. I agree with you that Pan's Labyrinth is way overrated, but I still liked it.

hmmm i watched Sixth Sense & Signs yesterday (both rewatches) and i was interested in your opinion of M. Night's films, i gathered these ratings

6th sense = A
Signs = A+
Unbreakable = B+
The Village = D
Lady In The Water = C-

I personally didn't like signs that much on first viewing, some of plot stuff, and felt a bit corny, almost TV Movie-esque to me at times. However i was really into it this time, it does deliver big shocks in a simple fashion, which is great to see, when compared to the gore-porn we see today. For instance i'm a big fan of The Innocents from the 60s, a great film and truely scary. So what in your opinion made signs his best film? I'm still with sense though

The Village i saw at cinema but it was a long time ago, i need a rewatch, Unbreakable, i would agree and go with B+. Lady in The Water , yet to watch.

I just think that Signs is the perfect Shyamalan movie: There's thrills, there's twists, there's emotion, a genuine sense of revelation, and it just all comes together beautifully. It's pretty much everything he's ever tried to do, and he pulls it off.

I kind of think he shot his load on that one, though, because The Village was an utterly predictable train wreck, Lady in the Water was beautiful but hollow, and The Happening ain't lookin' too good either.

Lady in the Water is the only one of his I haven't seen in theaters, but Happening might be the second.

hey mate

hmmm i have just rented Rescue Dawn from blockbuster, gonna watch it saturday night, i was wondering your thoughts on it ? A-, so its pretty good right?

cheers in advance dude

Yeah, it rocks, man.

Werner Herzog and Christian Bale together...you can't go wrong. Plus, Steve Zahn's performance is shocking, simply because he's been doing the same old shtick for so long that it's amazing he managed to pull off such a poignant, nuanced performance.

Watched it, i awarded it a B+ - B

I really enjoyed the action bits, and i felt the film got better once it was just Zahn & Bale on their own fighting for survival.

However, the movie confused me in many ways as to its genre. Obivously it has war elements but it was almost trying to be comedy at times. I also rarely thought bale's character especially acted like he was taking much of this very serously, very confident and layed back when facing all this terrible stuff. It was bit like dropping top gun / tom cruise into a war. However i really enjoyed the latter half of the film, but some attempts at comedy (even some fart jokes) seemed odd to me. Plus the ending was very mainstream and over-happy. However Zahn, did a FANTASTIC job here. I'm a fan of his comedic work too (lol sorry - i know your not :) but he really did a brilliant job here with a serious role. I'm just a little confused by those elements i mentioned, do you agree or notice any of the things i mentioned? I'd probably edge towards a B rather than B+ but i'll stick with both untill a rewatch

Hmm. I didn't really notice anything about the comedy, but I do agree that the ending went a little Hollywood.

I've actually always liked Steve Zahn, just not the actual movies he's been in. ;-)

Well, Joyride was good.

Both of you should check out Richard Linklater's subUrbia, the one flick where Steve Zahn acting like a douche actually works.

I definitely want to see it.

ah right, by comedy i didn't mean like all out laugh out loud, more, just a fairly light hearted approach but i was tired so i may of read the movie wrong ! :)

ah sorry, i assumed you didn't like him, sorry to mis-quote you.

hehe Joy ride was VERY good in my eyes :)

I was obsessed with that movie when it first came out on video.