Trailers for Everyday Life
Submitted by jim on Mon, 09/13/2004 - 10:47
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This spring.
One man.
Will risk everything he has.
To prove to the woman he loves.
That the simple act of shutting the back gate.
Will keep squirrels out of the goddamn woodpile.
Now if they'd just written me a good script on the frustration of spreading cold butter the page would be perfect.
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Morning.
One man.
Will try everything he can.
To prove to himself and the knife.
That the simple act of spreading cold butter.
Is not that goddamn difficult.
:-) Perfect.