So here I am, patiently trying to find something i

So here I am, patiently trying to find something interesting to post, and I try this search (hoping for something ironic, witty, and perhaps a touch bitter). I am mildly amused to see Microsoft's page appear high in the search results. But then, a couple links down, I find a guy who theorizes that Americans can't read (it's not that we kan't reed, weer just reel bad spelers). The best I could do was this little cartoon on why I generally prefer to rent (it would be perfect if they could also simulate the jerk that always sits down behind me and talks through the whole movie). Slim pickings. See if I ever try that search again.