Actually, no... I think that I wanted to sound like an off camera Joe Garelli.
...and I don't know how "overly large" that font was but I'd kick it up a pica. I can read it but all those lines make me think about seeing an optometrist.
"Seeing an optometrist" makes me think of hoping to see an optimistic optometrist. I believe I'll see an opinionated optometrist. Take the best advantage of seeing an optimal opportunistic optometrist?
Which makes me think of my favourite Tom Swifty: "I dropped the toothpaste," Tom said crestfallenly.
Wow! It is fun to show off how witty I am... at least for me it is. "Everyone else is free to go," Tom said dismissively.
After changing that muffler, I was SOOO exhausted...
When you get your picture taken, never eat the camera. It leaves a nasty film in the mouth, and makes you feel kinda negative.
That clock is REALLY getting me ticked. It better stop soon, cause if I go off, it'll be alarming.
Johnny gave me a real fright! It will always puzzle me as to how he got it into the box...
This minestrone is souper!
When a tree hits a house, everyone inside leaves.
And then, when high noon arrived, the cowboy drew his gun. It was a terrible picture; pastels were probably not the best choice for someone so new to art.
"Don't have a cow," Elmer said. (Wow, that was udderly terrible. Of course, I'm still gonna milk it for all it's worth. After all, it wasn't TOTAL bullshit. OK, I'm gonna moove on now, this is starting to make me a trifle mad. It's grazing the surface of being interesting, and I'm just not having pun anymore.)
How do you know that the cornfield is happy? It grins from ear to ear.
Punishment is meted out in the punitentiary...
darktremor is quite a card. A joker even. Someone to be dealt with if not decked.
When I first started going to school my mom made my lunch. She would buy joke books such as "101 Elephant Jokes." Every day she would write the set up to one of the jokes on the outside of the paper napkin she'd put in my lunch bag. "What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?"
She'd write the punchline on the inside. "Time to get a new fence." Try figuring that out at the age of six.
It took me over a dozen years to figure out "Ella Phantsgerald" but it was worth it.
I'm workin' on it...
I'm guessing the tiny font is a comment on the overly large font I used here. I have since ratcheted that down a bit.
Whoops! There it is.
Actually, no... I think that I wanted to sound like an off camera Joe Garelli.
...and I don't know how "overly large" that font was but I'd kick it up a pica. I can read it but all those lines make me think about seeing an optometrist.
"Seeing an optometrist" makes me think of hoping to see an optimistic optometrist. I believe I'll see an opinionated optometrist. Take the best advantage of seeing an optimal opportunistic optometrist?
Which makes me think of my favourite Tom Swifty: "I dropped the toothpaste," Tom said crestfallenly.
Wow! It is fun to show off how witty I am... at least for me it is. "Everyone else is free to go," Tom said dismissively.
Opsimath. Now that is a great word.
Your last name is Garelli?
How about "If Ruth doesn't turn up soon, she's a dead woman!" Tom said ruthlessly.
I adapted that from the limerick about the guy taking his girl Ruth for a motorcycle ride. Last line: He hit a bump at 65, but rode on ruthlessly.
"You're killin' me," Tom croaked.
After changing that muffler, I was SOOO exhausted...
When you get your picture taken, never eat the camera. It leaves a nasty film in the mouth, and makes you feel kinda negative.
That clock is REALLY getting me ticked. It better stop soon, cause if I go off, it'll be alarming.
Johnny gave me a real fright! It will always puzzle me as to how he got it into the box...
This minestrone is souper!
When a tree hits a house, everyone inside leaves.
And then, when high noon arrived, the cowboy drew his gun. It was a terrible picture; pastels were probably not the best choice for someone so new to art.
"Don't have a cow," Elmer said. (Wow, that was udderly terrible. Of course, I'm still gonna milk it for all it's worth. After all, it wasn't TOTAL bullshit. OK, I'm gonna moove on now, this is starting to make me a trifle mad. It's grazing the surface of being interesting, and I'm just not having pun anymore.)
Oh terrible puns...
I'd say you deserve severe punishment but that you made me grin from ear
to ear.
How do you know that the cornfield is happy?
It grins from ear to ear.
Punishment is meted out in the punitentiary...
darktremor is quite a card. A joker even. Someone to be dealt with if not decked.
When I first started going to school my mom made my lunch. She would buy joke books such as "101 Elephant Jokes." Every day she would write the set up to one of the jokes on the outside of the paper napkin she'd put in my lunch bag. "What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?"
She'd write the punchline on the inside. "Time to get a new fence." Try figuring that out at the age of six.
It took me over a dozen years to figure out "Ella Phantsgerald" but it was worth it.
Time for me to shuffle off. Trump that.