The Return of Broog

My current favorite movie reviewer might be back, with his (its?) absence explained thusly:

The indignities of your futile planet are many, from your flatulent gravity and nauseating spectrum to your own inexplicable taste in office wall art. Not the least of these, however, are the voracious and mindless creatures which will eat almost anything and can destroy a building in days. I refer not to human children, but to the infesting crawlers which have sought to rebell against Broog's inrresistable might and consume his dwelling place. [more...]

Broog is responsible for what may very well be my favorite opening paragraph to a movie review ever:

The mighty cinematic edifice which is the human Jackson’s rendering of Tolkien’s classic novel grinds to its imperial conclusion in the third film, "Lord of the Rings: The Fat Jolly Hobbit Saves Middle Earth And Everyone Is Nice To His Whiny Friend". The movie follows the exploits of Sam as he hauls his limp and apparently pointless companion across the dark desolation of Mordor, struggling against hunger, despair, orcs, giant spiders, Gollum, and what must surely be an overpowering desire to slap Frodo until he resembles a hubcap. [more...]

Still more Broog.