The Comics Curmudgeon: Hi and Mary

The Comics Curmudgeon tackles Hi and Lois:

When I read this installment of Hi and Lois in the newspaper, I thought that there could be no greater horror than the sight of Hi making what appear to be “bedroom eyes” at Lois.

... and Mary Worth:

Now, I know what you’ve been thinking: “Apartment 3-G and Mark Trail are all well and good, but what really packs ‘em in the seats is Mary Worth. So where’s she been, huh?” Well, while Mark’s been battling sharks and drug runners, and Apartment 3-G has been all pregnant high schoolers and white slavery, exactly nothing of any even remote interest has been happening in the excruciating slow-motion romance of Anna and Dr. Brian.

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