Broog on Van Helsing

Broog on Van Helsing, an excerpt:

Broog, like lesser spectators of the filmic arena, views different movies differently. He watches American Beauty with horrified sympathy and guilty arousal; Star Wars with gung ho raffishness; and Talk of the Town with tense and hopeful altruism. He was, however, utterly unable to find a suitable mental filter to deal with the stinky omelette of the screen titled Van Helsing.

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