Broog on House of Flying Daggers

The short version is that Broog preferred Zhang Yimou's Hero to his upcoming House of Flying Daggers:

Zhang Yimou’s Hero was a Martial Art House movie; his follow-up is an action melodrama of betrayal and deception spiced with visceral violence and a disconcerting amount of dry-humping.

But really, who cares about the short version? Go read the long version.