Longest Song Titles Ever

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  1. "Regretting What I Said to You When You Called Me 11:00 On a Friday Morning to Tell Me that at 1:00 Friday Afternoon You're Gonna Leave Your Office, Go Downstairs, Hail a Cab to Go Out to the Airport to Catch a Plane to Go Skiing in the Alps for Two Weeks, Not that I Wanted to Go With You, I Wasn't Able to Leave Town, I'm Not a Very Good Skier, I Couldn't Expect You to Pay My Way, But After Going Out With You for Three Years I Don't Like Surprises" - Christine Lavin
  2. "Long Live British Democracy Which Flourishes and Is Constantly Perfected Under the Immaculate Guidance of the Great, Honourable, Generous and Correct Margaret Hilda Thatcher. She Is the Blue Sky in the Hearts of All Nations. Our People Pay Homage and Bow in Deep Respect and Gratitude to Her. The Milk of Human Kindness." - Test Dept
  3. "The Sad But True Story Of Ray Mingus, The Lumberjack Of Bulk Rock City, And His Never Slacking Stribe In Exploiting The So Far Undiscovered Areas Of The Intention To Bodily Intercourse From The Opposite Species Of His Kind, During Intake Of All The Mental Condition That Could Be Derived From Fermentation" - Rednex
  4. "Someday, in the Event That Mankind Actually Figures Out What it is That This World Revolves Around, Thousands of People are Going to Be Shocked and Perplexed to Find Out it Was Not Them. Sometimes, This Includes Me" - Chariot
  5. "Sir B. McKenzie's Daughter's Lament for the 77th Mounted Lancers Retreat from the Straits of Loch Knombe, in the Year of Our Lord 1727, on the Occasion of the Announcement of Her Marriage to the Laird of Kinleakie" - Fairport Convention
  6. "The Dark Liege of Chaos is Unleashed at the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'Zura Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire Part II)" - Bal-Sagoth
  7. "Some People Know All Too Well How Bad Liquorice, Or Any Candy For That Matter, Can Taste When Having Laid Out In The Sun Too Long - And I Think I Just Ate Too Much" - The Hives
  8. "But When the Little Fellow Came Close and Put Both Arms Around His Mother, and Kissed Her in an Appealing Boyish Fashion, She Was Moved to Tenderness" - I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business
  9. "I'm a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu Mama Doin? Those Beat-o, Beat-o Flat-On-My-Seat-o, Hirohito Blues" - Hoagy Carmichael
  10. "Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting Necrocorpse" - Impaled Northern Moonforest
  11. "Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest Of The Northern Mountain" - Impaled Northern Moonforest
  12. "The Planet That Once Used To Absorb Flesh In Order To Achieve Divinity and Immortality (Suffocated To The Flesh That It Desired...)" - Demilich
  13. "And Lo, When the Imperium Marches Against Gul-Kothoth, Then Dark Sorceries Shall Enshroud the Citadel of the Obsidian Crown" - Bal-Sagoth
  14. "The Song of McGillicudie the Pusillanimous (Or Don't Worry James, Your Socks Are Hanging in the Coal Cellar With Thomas)" - Egg
  15. "Summoning The Unholy Frozen Winterdemons To The Grimmest And Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest Of Abazagorath" - Impaled Northern Moonforest
  16. "My Cosmic Autumn Rebellion (The Inner Life as Blazing Shield of Defiance and Optimism as Celestial Spear of Action)" - The Flaming Lips
  17. "Awaiting The Blasphemous Abomination Of The Necroyeti While Sailing On The Northernmost Fjord Of Xzfgiiizmtsath" - Impaled Northern Moonforest
  18. "Lustfully Worshipping The Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down The Inverted Necromountain Of Necrodeathmortum" - Impaled Northern Moonforest
  19. "In the Raven-Haunted Forests of Darkenhold, Where Shadows Reign and the Hues of Sunlight Never Dance" - Bal-Sagoth
  20. "Awaiting The Frozen Blasphemy Of The Necroyeti's Lusting Necrobation Upon The Altar Of Voxrfszzzisnzf" - Impaled Northern Moonforest
  21. "You be the anchor that keeps my feet on the ground, I'll be the wings that keeps your heart in the clouds" - Mayday Parade
  22. "Come Sing Me a Happy Song to Prove We All Can Get Along the Lumpy, Bumpy, Long and Dusty Road" - Bert Jansch
  23. "In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull" - Don Caballero
  24. "Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows)" - Fall Out Boy
  25. "The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire" - Bal-Sagoth
  26. "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict" - Pink Floyd
  27. "I've Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song)" - Fall Out Boy
  28. "Forlorned Invocations Of Blasphemous Congregations Of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis" - Impaled Northern Moonforest
  29. "I Slept with Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me" - Fall Out Boy
  30. "To Dethrone the Witch-Queen of Mytos K'unn (The Legend of the Battle of Blackhelm Vale)" - Bal-Sagoth
  31. "Long Song Titles Aren't Cool Anymore Because the Rest of You Fuckers Are No Good at It" - Crime In Stereo
  32. "Free Radicals (A Hallucination of the Christmas Skeleton Pleading with a Suicide Bomber)" - The Flaming Lips
  33. "Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders" - Impaled Northern Moonforest
  34. "The Wizard Turns On... The Giant Silver Flashlight and Puts on His Werewolf Moccasins" - The Flaming Lips
  35. "I Will Never Write An Obligatory Song About Being On The Road And Missing Someone" - Say Anything
  36. "Talkin' 'Bout the Smiling Deathporn Immortality Blues (Everyone Wants to Live Forever)" - The Flaming Lips
  37. "Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst The Northern Hellwitch's Perpetual Blasphemy" - Impaled Northern Moonforest
  38. "The Hazards of Love 1 (The Prettiest Whistles Won't Wrestle the Thistles Undone)" - The Decemberists
  39. "Oh, You Are The Roots That Sleep Beneath My Feet And Hold The Earth In Place" - Bright Eyes
  40. "Transfixing The Forbidden Blasphemous Incantation Of The Conjuring Wintergoat" - Impaled Northern Moonforest
  41. "Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued" - Fall Out Boy
  42. "You Probably Couldn't See For the Lights But You Were Looking Straight At Me" - Arctic Monkeys
  43. "Bloodlustfully Praising Satan's Unholy Almightiness In The Woods At Midnight" - Impaled Northern Moonforest
  44. "The Putrefying Road in the Nineteenth Extremity (Somewhere Inside the Bowl)" - Demilich
  45. "I'm Like a Lawyer with the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You)" - Fall Out Boy
  46. "What Godzilla Said to God When His Name Wasn't Found in the Book of Life" - American Music Club
  47. "Does Anyone Else in This Room Want to Marry His or Her Own Grandmother" - Atom and His Package
  48. "The Siege and Investiture of Baron Von Frankenstein's Castle at Weisseria" - Blue Oyster Cult
  49. "Journey to the Isle of Mists (Over the Moonless Depths of Night-Dark Seas)" - Bal-Sagoth
  50. "It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night, That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long" - Vince Gill
  51. "If You Wanted A Song Written About You, All You Had To Do Was Ask" - Mayday Parade
  52. "Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off" - Panic At The Disco
  53. "(Lord It's Hard to be Happy When You're Not) Using the Metric System" - Atom and His Package
  54. "The Sixteenth Six Tooth Son of Fourteen Four Regional Dimensions..." - Demilich
  55. "Palestinians Are Not the Same Thing as the Rebel Alliance, Jackass" - Atom and His Package
  56. "I'd Hate To Be You When People Find Out What This Song Is About" - Mayday Parade
  57. "I Am Downright Amazed at What I Can Destroy With Just a Hammer" - Atom and His Package
  58. "Apparently Hover Boards Don't Work on Water (As a Day in the Life)" - Hawthorne Heights
  59. "It's Not a Side Effect of the Cocaine. I Am Thinking It Must Be Love" - Fall Out Boy
  60. "Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends" - Fall Out Boy
  61. "Good to Know That If I Ever Need Attention All I Have to Do Is Die" - Brand New
  62. "Behold, the Armies of War Descend Screaming from the Heavens" - Bal-Sagoth
  63. "Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey" - The Beatles
  64. "Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums" - A Perfect Circle
  65. "Bulls Make Money, Bears Make Money, Pigs Get Slaughtered" - Chiodos
  66. "Megon McDonough, One of Our Great Singers, Inspires an Idea" - Christine Lavin
  67. "I Venture Into The Crowd With A Spelunking Lamp On My Head" - Christine Lavin
  68. "Guy Who Got a Headache and Accidentally Saves the World" - The Flaming Lips
  69. "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying" - Bloodhound Gang
  70. "The Polka Dancing Bus Driver And The 40-Year-Old Mystery" - Christine Lavin
  71. "I've Got All This Ringing in My Ears and None on My Fingers" - Fall Out Boy
  72. "Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things to Do Today" - Fall Out Boy
  73. "Thwarted by the Dark Blade (Blade of the Vampyre Hunter)" - Bal-Sagoth
  74. "One Million Billionth of a Millisecond on a Sunday Morning" - The Flaming Lips
  75. "The Train Runs over the Camel but Is Derailed by the Gnat" - The Flaming Lips
  76. "Katy Says Today Is the Best Day of My Whole Entire Life " - Christine Lavine
  77. "The Difference Between Poison And Medicine Is The Dose" - Circa Survive
  78. "I Liked You Better Before You Were Naked on the Internet" - From First To Last
  79. "Gene Shay Adds His Voice to the Low Fat/No Fat Debate" - Christine Lavin
  80. "If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?" - Mayday Parade
  81. "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More 'Touch Me'" - Fall Out Boy
  82. "Young Man, Old Man, (You Ain't Better Than the Rest)" - The Dissociatives
  83. "Cross Country Atom and His Package Tour Via Bicycle" - Atom and His Package
  84. "To the Heart of the Sun on the Back of a Vulture, I'll Go" - Destroyer
  85. "Details on How to Get ICEMAN on Your License Plate" - Don Caballero
  86. "Riding to Work in the Year 2025 (Your Invisible Now)" - The Flaming Lips
  87. "The Lying Lies and Dirty Secrets of Miss Erica Court" - Coheed & Cambria
  88. "A Lot of People Tell Me I Have a Fake British Accent" - Don Caballero
  89. "Let's Face It Pal, You Didn't Need That Eye Surgery" - Don Caballero
  90. "Suffocating Under Words of Sorrow (What Can I Do)" - Bullet For My Valentine
  91. "Hold Me, Touch Me (Think of Me When We're Apart)" - KISS(Paul Stanley)
  92. "You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison" - My Chemical Romance
  93. "Delivering The Groceries At 138 Beats Per Minute" - Don Caballero
  94. "Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)" - Bloodhound Gang
  95. "If You Own the Washington Redskins You're a Cock" - Atom and His Package
  96. "Dear Atom, You Do Not Want Children. Love, Atom" - Atom and His Package
  97. "The Dust Blows Forward And The Dust Blows Back" - Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
  98. "What Monica L. and Cameron D. Have in Common" - Christine Lavin
  99. "Bears See Things Pretty Much the Way They Are" - Don Caballero
  100. "Do You Have A Map Cause I'm Lost In Your Eyes" - Hawthorne Heights
  101. "Piranha Women Of The Avocado Jungle Of Death" - Christine Lavin
  102. "Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute On The Creek" - Chiodos
  103. "Goodbye Young Tutor, You've Now Outgrown Me" - Say Anything
  104. "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib" - Atom and His Package
  105. "Okay I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don't" - Brand New
  106. "All Hands On Deck Part One: Raise the Sail" - Funeral For A Friend
  107. "You Drink a Lot of Coffee for a Teenager" - Don Caballero
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What about the song: I Tamper With The Evidence At The Murder Site Of Odin by Dethklok.

Also what about: Done With Everything, Die For Nothing by Children of Bodom.

Sufjan Stevens's album Come On Feel the Illinoise! has some great ones. The longest is "The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them until They Are off Our Lands!"

Also, "To The Workers of the Rock River Valley Region, I Have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament, And It Involves Tube Socks, A Paper Airplane, And Twenty-Two Able-Bodied Men."

Yeah, he started doing ridiculously long song titles on his third album, and by the time he reached 'Illinoise', he was out of control haha. I have neither the time nor the patience to type out all of his song titles for this, but I will at some point, because he would certainly get the honourable mention. His works would probably occupy a third of the list anyways :)

Cheers!

Some suggestions:
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner - Iron Maiden
Final Count of the collision between us and the damned - Public Enemy
Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis Enema Squad (the Doo-Doo Chasers) - Funkadelic
Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues again - Bob Dylan
Most likely you go your way (and I'll go mine) - Bob Dylan
You're gonna make me lonesome when you go - Bob Dylan
It takes a lot to laugh, it takes a train to cry - Bob Dylan
All the young punks (new boots and contracts) - The Clash
(Don't Worry) If There's A Hell Below, We're All Going To Go - Curtis Mayfield
Your sister can't twist (but she can Rock and Roll) - Elton John
Rocket Man (I think it's going to be a long, long time) - Elton John
I guess that's why they call it the blues - Elton John
Maybe The People Would Be The Times or Between Clark and Hilldale - Love
The Good Humor Man He Sees Everything Like This - Love
All Around The World or the Myth of Fingerprints - Paul Simon
Superwoman (Where Were You When I Needed You) - Stevie Wonder
Tryin' to throw your arms around the world - U2
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For - U2
The Revealing Science of God (Dance of the Dawn) - Yes

How about:
My Dream's But A Drop Of Fuel For A Nightmare by Sonata Arctica
The Worlds Forgotten, The Words Forbidden by Sonata Arctica

one for the list.

The Glorious Liberation of the peoples technocratic republic of vinnland by the combined forces of the united territories of europa - Type O Negative.

Queen Alexadra road is where she said she'd be, but was she there to meet me no chance - The Toy Dolls from the first album dig that groove baby

If I'm James Dean, Then You're Audrey Hepbrun - Sleeping With Sirens

Longer than quite a few of the songs that are up there.

Shawn Phillips has an album called "Second Contribution"
The first track is called "She was waiting for her mother at the station in Torino and I know I love you Baby, but it's getting too heavy to laugh"

This has to be one of the longer song titles. It is definitely an excellent song!

Colin

"There's A Guy Works Down The Chips Shop Swears He's Elvis" by Kirsty MacColl.
57 letters.
The single has a version on the flipside with a longer name:
"There's A Guy Works Down The Chips Shop Swears He's Elvis (Country Version)" by Kirsty MacColl.
It is 18 letters longer.

"Behold the Kindred Battle Carcasses Strewn Across the Bloodied Dunes of Gilgamesh Mute in the Frenzied Clamour of Death's Rolling Tongue and Ravenous Bursting Steel" (164) - The Meads of Asphodel

Giraffes? Giraffes!:

"…And Then She Look’d Down And Saw Miniature Houses And Miniature People And Inside The Miniature People Were
Miniature Hearts Pumping Blood Through Miniature Veins (Her Mouth Was Watery And Wet)"

"I Am S/H(im)e[r] As You Am S/H(im)e[r] As You Are Me And We Am I And I Are All Our Together: Our Collective Consciousness’ Psychogenic Fugue"

"She Looked Up From Examining The Freckles On Her Arm And Shouted, “Jesus! I’m Fucking God-Damn Tired Of All This Make-Up Sex!” And He Just Stared Off."

"Fucking Ants Man! Where They Coming From? (Let’s Hang The Carroll Footnoteitsists)"

"When The Catholic Girls Go Camping, The Nicotine Vampires Rule Supreme."

aahhhh you missed one

"There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet" by Panic! At The Disco

Missed one!
"No Need for Introductions, I've Read About Girls Like You On the Backs of Toilet Doors" by Bring Me The Horizon

And don't forget "What Really Happened In The Cornfields Is That The Birds Made Music All The Day and So I Let a Song Go Out of My Heart at Duke's Place" by Abdullah Ibrahim on Ode to Duke Ellington

"you might think he loves you for your money but i know what he really loves you for it's your band new leopard skin pillbox hat" Death Grips