things that for a while seem like a good idea but end up making you feel like vomiting

  • ☹ downloading loads of yaoi
  • ☹ masturbating
  • ☹ having "only eating ice cream"-days
  • ☹ not doing your art homework that's deadline is tomorrow
  • ☹ making lists instead of improving your writing skills by writing diary etc
  • ☹ being afraid that your neighbours might get angry if you listen to joy division the whole night
  • ☹ thinking about not being able to listen to joy division all nights
  • ☹ drinking vodka to stay awake
  • ☹ being born human
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also being drunk

I agree with this list, except masturbating. That only makes me feel like vomiting when I try to eat it, and even that's kind of nice.