Every 'The Simpsons' Episode Rated

Submitted by Ben Healy on Sat, 04/30/2005 - 06:49
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  1. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire - B
  2. Bart the Genius - B
  3. Homer's Odyssey - C
  4. There's No Disgrace Like Home - C+
  5. Bart the General - B
  6. Moaning Lisa - B
  7. Call of the Simpsons - C+
  8. The Telltale Head - B
  9. Life on the Fast Lane - B+
  10. Homer's Night Out - B
  11. The Crepes of Wrath - B
  12. Krusty Gets Busted - A-
  13. Some Enchanted Evening - B
  14. Bart Gets an F - A-
  15. Simpson and Delilah - B
  16. Treehouse of Horror - C
  17. Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish - A-
  18. Dancin' Homer - B-
  19. Dead Putting Society - B+
  20. Bart vs. Thanksgiving - B+
  21. Bart the Daredevil - B-
  22. Itchy & Scratchy & Marge - B+
  23. Bart Gets Hit by a Car - B
  24. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish - B+
  25. The Way We Was - A-
  26. Homer Vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment - B+
  27. Principal Charming - B-
  28. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? - B+
  29. Bart's Dog Gets an F - C+
  30. Old Money - B-
  31. Brush with Greatness - B+
  32. Lisa's Substitute - A
  33. The War of the Simpsons - A-
  34. Three Men and a Comic Book - B+
  35. Blood Feud - B+
  36. Stark Raving Dad - B
  37. Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington - B+
  38. When Flanders Failed - B
  39. Bart the Murderer - B+
  40. Homer Defined - B
  41. Like Father, Like Clown - A
  42. Treehouse of Horror II - C+
  43. Lisa's Pony - B+
  44. Saturdays of Thunder - B+
  45. Flaming Moe's - A
  46. Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk - A-
  47. I Married Marge - A
  48. Radio Bart - B+
  49. Lisa the Greek - B+
  50. Homer Alone - B+
  51. Bart the Lover - A-
  52. Homer at the Bat - A
  53. Separate Vocations - B+
  54. Dog of Death - B
  55. Colonel Homer - A-
  56. Black Widower - B+
  57. The Otto Show - B-
  58. Bart's Friend Falls In Love - B+
  59. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? - B+
  60. Kamp Krusty - B
  61. A Streetcar Named Marge - B+
  62. Homer the Heretic - A
  63. Lisa the Beauty Queen - B
  64. Treehouse of Horror III - C+
  65. Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie - A-
  66. Marge Gets a Job - B
  67. New Kid on the Block - B
  68. Mr. Plow - B+
  69. Lisa's First Word - A-
  70. Homer's Triple Bypass - A-
  71. Marge vs. the Monorail - B+
  72. Selma's Choice - B
  73. Brother From the Same Planet - B
  74. I Love Lisa - A-
  75. Duffless - A-
  76. Last Exit to Springfield - A-
  77. So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show - B-
  78. The Front - B
  79. Whacking Day - B
  80. Marge in Chains - B-
  81. Krusty Gets Kancelled - C
  82. Homer's Barbershop Quartet - A+
  83. Cape Feare - A-
  84. Homer Goes to College - B+
  85. Rosebud - A+
  86. Treehouse of Horror IV - B-
  87. Marge on the Lam - B-
  88. Bart's Inner Child - C+
  89. Boy-Scoutz N the Hood - B
  90. The Last Temptation of Homer - B+
  91. $pringfield (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - B-
  92. Homer the Vigilante - B+
  93. Bart Gets Famous - B-
  94. Homer and Apu - B-
  95. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy - B
  96. Deep Space Homer - B+
  97. Homer Loves Flanders - C+
  98. Bart Gets an Elephant - C+
  99. Burns' Heir - C+
  100. Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song - B
  101. The Boy Who Knew Too Much - A-
  102. Lady Bouvier's Lover - B
  103. Secrets of a Successful Marriage - B
  104. Bart of Darkness - A
  105. Lisa's Rival - B-
  106. Another Simpsons Clip Show - C
  107. Itchy & Scratchy Land - B+
  108. Sideshow Bob Roberts - B+
  109. Treehouse of Horror V - B
  110. Bart's Girlfriend - B+
  111. Lisa on Ice - A-
  112. Homer: Bad Man - A
  113. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy - B+
  114. Fear of Flying - C+
  115. Homer the Great - B+
  116. And Maggie Makes Three - A-
  117. Bart's Comet - B
  118. Homie the Clown - B+
  119. Bart vs. Australia - C
  120. Homer vs. Patty & Selma - B
  121. A Star is Burns - C+
  122. Lisa's Wedding - A-
  123. Two Dozen and One Greyhounds - B
  124. The PTA Disbands - B-
  125. 'Round Springfield - B+
  126. The Springfield Connection - B
  127. Lemon of Troy - B
  128. Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One) - A-
  129. Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two) - B+
  130. Radioactive Man - B
  131. Home Sweet Homediddily-Dum-Doodily - A-
  132. Bart Sells His Soul - A
  133. Lisa the Vegetarian - B
  134. Treehouse of Horror VI - C+
  135. King-Size Homer - B+
  136. Mother Simpson - A-
  137. Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming - B
  138. The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular - B
  139. Marge Be Not Proud - A-
  140. Team Homer - B
  141. Two Bad Neighbors - B
  142. Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield - C+
  143. Bart the Fink - B-
  144. Lisa the Iconoclast - A-
  145. Homer the Smithers - A-
  146. The Day the Violence Died - B
  147. A Fish Called Selma - B
  148. Bart on the Road - B+
  149. 22 Short Films About Springfield - A-
  150. Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish' - C+
  151. Much Apu About Nothing - B+
  152. Homerpalooza - B
  153. Summer of 4 Ft. 2 - A-
  154. Treehouse of Horror VII - C+
  155. You Only Move Twice - A-
  156. The Homer They Fall - B
  157. Burns, Baby Burns - B
  158. Bart After Dark - B+
  159. A Milhouse Divided - C+
  160. Lisa's Date with Density - B+
  161. Hurricane Neddy - B-
  162. El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer) - B-
  163. The Springfield Files - B+
  164. The Twisted World of Marge Simpson - B-
  165. Mountain of Madness - B-
  166. Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious - B-
  167. The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show - A-
  168. Homer's Phobia - B
  169. Brother From Another Series - B
  170. My Sister, My Sitter - B
  171. Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment - A-
  172. Grade School Confidential - B+
  173. The Canine Mutiny - B-
  174. The Old Man and the Lisa - B-
  175. In Marge We Trust - B-
  176. Homer's Enemy - A-
  177. The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase - C
  178. The Secret War of Lisa Simpson - B
  179. The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson - B
  180. The Principal and the Pauper - D
  181. Lisa's Sax - B-
  182. Treehouse of Horror VIII - C
  183. The Cartridge Family - B-
  184. Bart Star - C+
  185. The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons - C
  186. Lisa the Skeptic - C
  187. Realty Bites - C
  188. Miracle on Evergreen Terrace - B
  189. All Singing, All Dancing - C-
  190. Bart Carny - C+
  191. The Joy of Sect - C
  192. Das Bus - C+
  193. The Last Temptation of Krust - C+
  194. Dumbbell Indemnity - C
  195. Lisa the Simpson - C+
  196. This Little Wiggy - C+
  197. Simpson Tide - C
  198. The Trouble With Trillions - D+
  199. Girly Edition - C+
  200. Trash of the Titans - D+
  201. King of the Hill - C+
  202. Lost Our Lisa - C
  203. Natural Born Kissers - C+
  204. Lard of the Dance - C
  205. The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace - C+
  206. Bart, the Mother - C+
  207. Treehouse of Horror IX - B-
  208. When You Dish Upon a Star - D+
  209. D'oh-In in the Wind - C-
  210. Lisa Gets an "A" - B-
  211. Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" - D-
  212. Mayored to the Mob - C
  213. Viva Ned Flanders - D
  214. Wild Barts Can't Be Broken - B-
  215. Sunday, Cruddy Sunday - D+
  216. Homer to the Max - C
  217. I'm With Cupid - Unseen
  218. Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" - C
  219. Make Room for Lisa - C-
  220. Maximum Homerdrive - D-
  221. Simpsons Bible Stories - C
  222. Mom and Pop Art - D
  223. The Old Man and the "C" Student - D
  224. Monty Can't Buy Me Love - D+
  225. They Saved Lisa's Brain - C
  226. Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo - D+
  227. Beyond Blunderdome - C-
  228. Brother's Little Helper - D+
  229. Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? - C
  230. Treehouse of Horror X - C
  231. E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) - C
  232. Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder - D+
  233. Eight Misbehavin' - D
  234. Take My Wife, Sleaze - D
  235. Grift of the Magi - C
  236. Little Big Mom - D
  237. Faith Off - C
  238. The Mansion Family - D+
  239. Saddlesore Galactica - D-
  240. Alone Again, Natura-Diddly - D
  241. Missionary: Impossible - C
  242. Pygmoelian - C+
  243. Bart to the Future - D-
  244. Days of Wine and D'oh'ses - C-
  245. Kill the Alligator and Run - D-
  246. Last Tap Dance in Springfield - C
  247. It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge - D-
  248. Behind the Laughter - D+
  249. Treehouse of Horror XI - C
  250. A Tale of Two Springfields - D+
  251. Insane Clown Poppy - C
  252. Lisa the Tree Hugger - C
  253. Homer vs. Dignity - D
  254. The Computer Wore Menace Shoes - C-
  255. The Great Money Caper - D
  256. Skinner's Sense of Snow - C
  257. HOMR - C-
  258. Pokey Mom - D+
  259. Worst Episode Ever - C-
  260. Tennis the Menace - D-
  261. Day of the Jackanapes - C
  262. New Kids on the Blecch - D-
  263. Hungry, Hungry Homer - B-
  264. Bye Bye Nerdie - C
  265. Simpson Safari - D-
  266. Trilogy of Error - C
  267. I'm Goin' to Praiseland - D+
  268. Children of a Lesser Clod - C-
  269. Simpsons Tall Tales - D+
  270. Treehouse of Horror XII - C
  271. The Parent Rap - D+
  272. Homer the Moe - D
  273. A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love - C
  274. The Blunder Years - C-
  275. She of Little Faith - C+
  276. Brawl in the Family - Unseen
  277. Sweets and Sour Marge - Unseen
  278. Jaws Wired Shut - C
  279. Half Decent Proposal - C+
  280. The Bart Wants What it Wants - C
  281. The Lastest Gun in the West - D
  282. The Old Man and the Key - C
  283. Tales from the Public Domain - Unseen
  284. Blame it On Lisa - C-
  285. Weekend at Burnsie's - B-
  286. Gump Roast - D
  287. I Am Furious Yellow - C+
  288. The Sweetest Apu - C-
  289. Little Girl in the Big Ten - C+
  290. The Frying Game - D
  291. Papa's Got a Brand New Badge - C+
  292. Treehouse of Horror XIII - C-
  293. How I Spent My Strummer Vacation - Unseen
  294. Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade - C
  295. Large Marge - D+
  296. Helter Shelter - D
  297. The Great Louse Detective - C
  298. Special Edna - B-
  299. The Dad Who Knew Too Little - B-
  300. The Strong Arms of the Ma - D-
  301. Pray Anything - D
  302. Barting Over - C-
  303. I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can - B-
  304. A Star Is Born-Again - C
  305. Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington - C+
  306. C.E. D'oh. - Unseen
  307. `Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky - C
  308. Three Gays of the Condo - C+
  309. Dude, Where's My Ranch? - D+
  310. Old Yeller-Belly - C
  311. Brake My Wife, Please - C-
  312. The Bart of War - C
  313. Moe Baby Blues - C+
  314. Treehouse of Horror XIV - C-
  315. My Mother the Carjacker - B
  316. The President Wore Pearls - B-
  317. The Regina Monologues - C-
  318. The Fat and the Furriest - D+
  319. Today I am A Clown - C
  320. Tis the Fifteenth Season - C
  321. Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays - C-
  322. I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot - D
  323. Diatribe of a Mad Housewife - C
  324. Margical History Tour - Unseen
  325. Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore - Unseen
  326. Smart and Smarter - C
  327. The Ziff Who Came to Dinner - Unseen
  328. Co-Dependent's Day - D+
  329. The Wandering Juvie - C
  330. My Big Fat Geek Wedding - D+
  331. Catch 'em if You Can - C+
  332. Simple Simpson - C
  333. The Way We Weren't - B-
  334. Bart-Mangled Banner - D-
  335. Fraudcast News - Unseen
  336. Treehouse of Horror XV - C+
  337. All's Fair in Oven War - Unseen
  338. Sleeping with the Enemy - Unseen
  339. She Used to Be My Girl - Unseen
  340. Fat Man and Little Boy - Unseen
  341. Midnight Rx - Unseen
  342. Mommie Beerest - Unseen
  343. Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass - Unseen
  344. Pranksta Rap - Unseen
  345. There's Something About Marrying - Unseen
  346. On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister - D+
  347. Goo Goo Gai Pan - Unseen
  348. Mobile Homer - Unseen
  349. The Seven-Beer Snitch - Unseen
  350. Future-Drama - Unseen
Author Comments: 

Marks range from A+ to D-