"Well THAT was original..."

Submitted by AlacritMusic on Fri, 11/30/2007 - 08:10
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  1. Infinite Variations of...

  3. ME: You're terrible.

  5. "COMEDIAN": That's not what your mom said last night...


  8. ME: When's the train going to arrive?

  10. "COMEDIAN": It arrived on your mom last night.


  13. ME: Dude, whatever floats your boat.

  15. "COMEDIAN": Dude, I floated your mom's boat last night.


  18. ME: ... what!?!?!?



  22. Yes, indeed, I got my hair cut yesterday. And then I went out in public...

  24. INNOCENT BYSTANDER I KNOW: Hey, did you get your hair cut?

  26. ME: (sarcastically) I'd like one more person to ask me that, please.

  28. "COMEDIAN": Hey Doug, did you get your hair cut?

  30. BAHHHH HAHAHAHAH!!!! Omg funny.



  34. ME: (Really could say anything... such as...) Would you by any chance have the time? (Or like...) Why didn't you call me? (Or like...) Dude is that a rash on your arm or something?

  36. "COMEDIAN:" YOUR FACE!!!!

  38. ME: (Stares) ...



  42. ME: (I really actually could say anything here... like) Ham.

  44. "COMEDIAN": That's what she said.

  46. ... okay really it wasn't even funny on The Office.