0002: Great Buffy Quotes from Just One Episode

Quotes from "Intervention" Episode 18 of Season 5
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Spike: Was that your best, Slayer?
Buffybot: No.
Spike: Why not?
Buffybot: I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!
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Anya (about the Salem Witch Trials): I was there, it really wasn't that bad. See if you were really a witch, you'd do a spell to escape. So, really it was only bad for the falsely accused, and well, they never have a good time.
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Tara: People do strange things when someone they love dies. When I lost my mother, I did some pretty dumb stuff, like lying to my family and staying out all night.
Anya: Buffy's boinking Spike.
(Tara looks perplexed.)
Willow: Oh... well Ta-Tara's right, grief can be powerful and we shouldn't judge—
Tara: Are you kidding? She's nuts!
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Buffybot (referring to sex with Spike): It wasn't one time. It was lots of times, and lots of different ways. I can make sketches!
Willow: No!
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Buffybot (in the midst of conversation with Willow): You're recently gay!
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Glory (about Spike): What the hell is that, and why is its hair that color?
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Buffy: Blame? There's blame now?
Willow: No! There's only love... and... some... fear.
Anya: We're just kind of thrown by the you having sex with Spike.
Buffy: The who whating how with huh?
Anya: Okay, that's denial. That usually comes before anger.
Buffy (angrily): I am not having sex with Spike!
Anya: Anger
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Xander: No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sort of compact, but well muscled.
Buffy: I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be!
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Buffybot (seeing Buffy): Say! look at you! You look just like me! We're very pretty.
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Jinx (in response to the Spike's clues about the Key): Bob Barker!
Murk: We will bring you Bob Barker. We will bring you the limp and beaten body of Bob Barker!
Glory: It is not Bob Barker, scabby morons! The Key is new to this world and Bob Barker is as old as grit.
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Glory: I am a God.
Spike: The God of what, bad home perms?
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Buffy: So, how's it start?
Giles: I, uh, jump out of the circle, and I jump back in it, and then um (reluctantly)... I shake my gourd.
Buffy: Oh, I know this ritual! The ancient Shamans were next called upon to do the hokey pokey and turn themselves around.
Giles: Go quest!
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(Giles sighs, then reticently jumps out of the circle, jumps back in, and shakes his gourd.)
Buffy: And that's what it's all about.
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Buffy: I mean, I can beat up the demons, until the cows come home. And then, I can beat up the cows. But I'm not sure I like what it's doing to me.